Prepper Pickup Lines: Would These Work In the Bunker?
If the world goes sideways and we’re all stuck in a bunker, would these lines work or just get me handed dish duty? “Is that a water purification tablet in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me?” Or how about, “You must be a solar panel, ‘cause you brighten up my off-grid day.” Got any others that’ll get a chuckle (or maybe the last can of beans)? Let’s hear your best bunker-approved pickup lines!