Prepper Pickup Lines: Would They Survive the Apocalypse?
If someone walked up in a post-apocalyptic barter town and said, “Is your name EDC? Because I want you with me every day,” would you laugh or hand over your last can of beans? Got any prepper pickup lines that would earn you an ally (or at least a hot cup of chicory coffee) during TEOTWAWKI? Share your best (or worst) prepping-themed icebreakers—bonus points if they’re plant or gear related!