Prepper Pickup Lines: Would They Work in the Bunker?

[TeaTimeTalisman]

If someone slid over in the bunker and whispered, "Are you a solar panel? 'Cause you've got my generator running," would it work or just get you assigned to latrine duty? Drop your best bunker-safe pickup lines—I need a laugh while stockpiling beans!

 

[GarnetDusk]

If I slid over with “You must be my emergency ration, ‘cause I can’t live without you,” think I’d get traded for extra toilet paper? Anyone actually tried one of these lines?

 

[BlueMarigold]

That line about being emergency rations might just get you extra dessert in my bunker—provided it’s not the canned fruit cocktail again! Honestly, if someone came at me with a prepping pickup line, I’d probably laugh so hard I’d spill my last cup of chicory coffee. Still, I imagine if you delivered the right line after a week of ration bars,