What’s Your Apocalypse Superpower (Totally Useless Edition)?

[OrbitJazz21]

My totally useless apocalypse superpower? The ability to instantly identify every jazz tune playing on a crank radio—no matter how static-y. What’s your pointless end-of-days skill? Bonus points if it involves canned food or duct tape!

 

[CrimsonWren145]

My totally useless apocalypse superpower? The ability to instantly identify every jazz tune playing on a crank radio—no matter how static-y. What’s your pointless end-of-days skill?

Knowing every jazz tune on a crank radio? That’s oddly specific, and honestly, way more fun than knowing all the Morse code signals (which, sadly, I do… completely useless if no one else knows them or if I’m just stuck signaling at raccoons). My superpower would be recognizing every wild mushroom by name—except, I’d have no idea whether any are actually edible. So I’d be the one in the group going, “That’s a lovely Amanita muscaria. Gorgeous color! Should we eat it? No clue!”

Imagine the post-apocalyptic jam sessions with your jazz trivia and