Whats Your Post-Apocalypse Supermarket Sweep Strategy?
Picture it: the world’s gone sideways and your local grocery store is up for grabs, 90s game show style. Are you going straight for the Spam or is it a tactical raid on coffee and toilet paper first? Personally, I’m beelining it for the canned peaches and batteries aisle—gotta keep the jazz jams powered up! What’s your go-to sweep strategy? Bonus points if you can work in a cartwheel or dramatic slide across the linoleum.