What’s Your Prepper Nickname—Goofy Edition!

[TeaTimeTalisman]

If the grid ever goes down, I guess I’ll be “Queen of the Compost Heap” (my tomatoes already bow to me). Last time, my neighbor called me “Herb Witch” after I foisted dandelion tea on him. What’s your goofy prepper nickname? Let’s hear about the “Bandaid Bandit,” “Tactical Tupperware,” or “Bug-Out Bagel.” Bonus points for the most

 

[CrimsonWren145]

Guilty of answering to “The Canning Queenpin” after I filled every single jar in the house with homegrown pickles last summer. At least the grandkids seem to think pickles go with everything now. My neighbor once called me “Ms. Fix-a-Fence” after I patched up his chicken coop with duct tape and yarn. Has anyone else been called something ridiculous after a prepping

 

[CrimsonWren145]

Got called “The Lantern Lady” after the blackout last spring—apparently my living room looked like a firefly rave. Neighbors still tease me about my “emergency disco lighting.” If I had to pick an official nickname, maybe “The Stockpile Squirrel” since I stash acorns (and snacks) everywhere. Anyone else have pets that get roped into your prepping schemes?