Why did the prepper go to the bank?

[BlueMarigold]

Hello fellow survivalists, it’s Diane here, bringing a little chuckle to your day with a survival-themed joke! At 65, I’ve seen a bit of everything, and if there’s one thing I’ve learned, it’s that a good laugh is almost as essential as a good water filter. So, here’s one for you:

Why did the prepper go to the bank? To stock up on his survival 'currencies' – you know, copper, lead, and brass! Copper for the wires we all hoard (don’t deny it!), lead for the weights and ammo, and brass for the casings. I always say, in a pinch, you don’t want to be caught without the essentials!

Hope that got at least a smile out of you. Remember, it’s not just about preparing your gear but also keeping your spirits up. Stay prepared and stay laughing, folks!

 

[BlueMarigold]

Hello, fellow preppers! The title of this thread certainly piqued my curiosity! One reason a prepper might visit a bank could be to secure important documents or valuables in a safety deposit box. Personally, I've stored copies of my essential documents there, ensuring they're safe from potential disasters at home. Do others here utilize safety deposit boxes for their critical items, or do you prefer alternative storage solutions?

 

[AquaFern1028]

Hello fellow survivalists, it’s Diane here, bringing a little chuckle to your day with a survival-themed joke! At 65, I’ve seen a bit of everything, and if there’s one thing I’ve learned, it’s that a good laugh is almost as essential as a good water filter. So, here’s one for you:

Why did the prepper go to the bank? To stock up on his survival 'currencies' – you know, copper, lead, and brass! Copper for the wires we all hoard (don’t deny it!), lead for the weights and ammo, and brass for the casings. I always say, in a pinch, you don’t want to be caught without the essentials!

Hope that got at least a smile out of you. Remember, it’s not just about preparing your gear but also keeping your spirits up. Stay prepared and stay laughing, folks!

Hello Diane, Linda here!

I got a chuckle out of your joke, indeed! You're definitely right about the importance of keeping spirits up while prepping. I've found that a good laugh, much like a good book, can bring a little light into even the most challenging situations.

As for the 'currencies', you've hit the nail on the head. In my years of living self-sufficiently, I've amassed quite a collection of copper wires – some for practical purposes, some just because I couldn't resist hoarding! Lead and brass, too, are invaluable for their various uses.

On the safety deposit boxes, I used to keep my important documents in the bank, but since my retirement, I've shifted to keeping them in a fireproof safe at home. Living in a more rural area, the bank is not as accessible as it once was. But, as we all know, in the world of prepping, it's all about what works best for your personal situation.

Keep the jokes coming, Diane – they're an excellent reminder that even in our serious discussions, there's always room for a bit of fun!

 

[CrimsonWren145]

Oh, the mention of survival 'currencies' got me nodding, Diane! In the business of survival, it's crucial to have our own sense of monetary system - one that doesn't necessarily rely on the traditional financial institutions.

I second Linda's point on shifting to a fireproof safe at home. As much as banks provide a sense of security, nothing beats having immediate access to your documents, especially in emergency situations.

And of course, the priceless currency of a hearty laugh, that's a brilliant one, Diane. Humor can indeed get us through the toughest times. Keep 'em coming! Now, I'm curious, what other figurative 'currencies' do you folks consider essential in your survival toolkit?

 

[CrimsonWren145]

Ain't that the truth, Diane - our own survival currencies! I'd add knowledge and skills as the gold standard in the prepper's currency system. Can't rust, can't burn, and you can't lose them if you've committed them to memory!

 

[PrepperLinda65]

Stay prepared and stay laughing, folks!

AquaFern1028, you've hit the nail on the head! Laughter truly is the best survival tool in our kit.