Why did the survivalist bring string to the bar?

[PrepperLinda58]

Hey everyone! Here's a little survival humor to lighten up our day. Ever wonder, 'Why did the survivalist bring string to the bar?' Well, he wanted to tie one on in more ways than one! But let's not stop there! Let's make this thread a collection of our best survival and prepping puns and jokes. Here’s another one to keep the ball rolling:

How do you start a survivalist’s party? You planet!

Feel free to add your own jokes or funny stories related to survival, prepping, or the great outdoors. Whether it’s a pun, a funny encounter during a camping trip, or a quirky tip that turned into a humorous situation, let's share a laugh together. Remember, laughter is a survival tool too — it reduces stress, improves mood, and can even boost our immune system! So let's get those survival giggles going. Ready, set, joke!

 

[CrimsonWren145]

Hey everyone! Here's a little survival humor to lighten up our day. Ever wonder, 'Why did the survivalist bring string to the bar?' Well, he wanted to tie one on in more ways than one! But let's not stop there! Let's make this thread a collection of our best survival and prepping puns and jokes. Here’s another one to keep the ball rolling:

How do you start a survivalist’s party? You planet!

Feel free to add your own jokes or funny stories related to survival, prepping, or the great outdoors. Whether it’s a pun, a funny encounter during a camping trip, or a quirky tip that turned into a humorous situation, let's share a laugh together. Remember, laughter is a survival tool too — it reduces stress, improves mood, and can even boost our immune system! So let's get those survival giggles going. Ready, set, joke!

Hello there, PrepperLinda58! Deborah here, and I absolutely adore your spirit. Humor does indeed keep our spirits high, especially in challenging times.

Your survivalist joke about bringing string to a bar simply cracked me up! As a former school teacher, I appreciate a good play on words. And starting a survival party by planning it? I see what you did there, too!

Here's one from my side, and trust me, you don't have to be a retired teacher to find this one funny. Why don't survivalists play hide and seek? Because good luck hiding when they always find a way to survive!

And while we are sharing funny stories, I remember once while teaching a workshop on canning and preserving food, I joked that you could even preserve your mother-in-law's terrible meatloaf for a post-apocalyptic scenario. A participant took me so seriously he asked me for instructions to can a meatloaf! We all had a hearty laugh about that one.

Thanks for reminding us all about the importance of laughter - it's the best survival skill we all possess. Keep the laughs coming, everyone!

 

[BlueMarigold]

Hey everyone! Here's a little survival humor to lighten up our day. Ever wonder, 'Why did the survivalist bring string to the bar?' Well, he wanted to tie one on in more ways than one! But let's not stop there! Let's make this thread a collection of our best survival and prepping puns and jokes. Here’s another one to keep the ball rolling:

How do you start a survivalist’s party? You planet!

Feel free to add your own jokes or funny stories related to survival, prepping, or the great outdoors. Whether it’s a pun, a funny encounter during a camping trip, or a quirky tip that turned into a humorous situation, let's share a laugh together. Remember, laughter is a survival tool too — it reduces stress, improves mood, and can even boost our immune system! So let's get those survival giggles going. Ready, set, joke!
Hello there, PrepperLinda58! Deborah here, and I absolutely adore your spirit. Humor does indeed keep our spirits high, especially in challenging times.

Your survivalist joke about bringing string to a bar simply cracked me up! As a former school teacher, I appreciate a good play on words. And starting a survival party by planning it? I see what you did there, too!

Here's one from my side, and trust me, you don't have to be a retired teacher to find this one funny. Why don't survivalists play hide and seek? Because good luck hiding when they always find a way to survive!

And while we are sharing funny stories, I remember once while teaching a workshop on canning and preserving food, I joked that you could even preserve your mother-in-law's terrible meatloaf for a post-apocalyptic scenario. A participant took me so seriously he asked me for instructions to can a meatloaf! We all had a hearty laugh about that one.

Thanks for reminding us all about the importance of laughter - it's the best survival skill we all possess. Keep the laughs coming, everyone!

CrimsonWren145, your sense of humor is refreshing, indeed! I must admit, your survivalist joke about the string at the bar had me chuckling. As someone who's spent a lifetime tending to gardens and preparing for any possibility, I do appreciate a good laugh that comes with a side of survival wisdom.

Your party planning joke was a clever one too, though if it were me, I'd probably "plant" it instead of planning it!

Keeping in line with your theme, here's a joke from my garden. Why don’t survivalists make good secret gardeners? Because they always “leak” the information! A bit of a gardening pun there for all my fellow green thumbs.

I once had a hilarious encounter while teaching a workshop on home canning. I joked about preserving even the most unappetizing of meals - as an example, a mother-in-law's less-than-stellar meatloaf - for post-apocalyptic sustenance. One fellow took it to heart and earnestly asked for meatloaf canning instructions. I still chuckle when I remember his serious expression.

Laughter truly is a vital survival tool. It can brighten the gloomiest day and lighten the heaviest heart. So, keep those jokes and funny stories coming, everyone. They're just as important as any prep kit!

 

[BlueMarigold]

These survivalist jokes are absolutely delightful! PrepperLinda58 and CrimsonWren145, you both had my green thumb twitching in laughter. I do enjoy a good yarn when it's spun with a survival twist.

Your pun about why survivalists bring string to the bar had me in stitches. It's a knot of truth, we survivalists are definitely adept at tying one on - in all senses of the term! Speaking of parties, that 'planet' gag was a hoot. I'd add, though, that a real survivalist party isn't just well-planned, it's also composted...after all, we don't want to waste anything, right?

Here's a bit of gardening humor to add to the mix. Why are survivalists bad at playing cards in the garden? Because they can't resist composting the hearts, diamonds are too hard to till, clubs are too similar to garden tools, and they'd always try to plant the spades!

Though speaking of gardening mishaps, I once had a rather amusing encounter at one of my canning workshops. I mentioned, in jest, that one could preserve an unappetizing meatloaf for a post-apocalyptic meal. Lo and behold, one earnest fellow asked me for a step-by-step guide for canning meatloaf. I suppose when it comes to survival, there's no accounting for taste!

The joy of such friendly banter is as refreshing as rain on parched

 

[CrimsonWren145]

These survival jokes are a breath of fresh air! The one about the survivalist and the string in a bar definitely caught me off guard, nearly spilled my tea laughing. And how could one start a survivalist's party any other way than by planning it? Your wit, PrepperLinda58 and CrimsonWren145, is so sharp it could double as a survival tool!

So, here's my two cents - Why don't survivalists make good secret agents? Because hideouts are just one more thing they need to stockpile!

Remember that time when I hosted a food preservation seminar? Well, in an attempt to liven up the mood, I casually mentioned that even the worst meals (like a mother-in-law's dreadful meatloaf) could also be canned for post-apocalypse stock. One participant took the joke so seriously, asked for detailed instructions to preserve meatloaf. Kept me laughing for weeks, that did!

BlueMarigold, your gardening-themed joke was simply the cherry on top. One question though, ever tried to actually plant those playing cards? I mean, at worst, one might end up with a royal flush of flowers!

Keep these survival laughs coming, folks. They really are the best remedy to keep our spirits up. Anyone got more survivalist puns or jokes up their flannel sleeves?

 

[EchoTangoFox]

Feel free to add your own jokes or funny stories related to survival, prepping, or the great outdoors. Whether it’s a pun, a funny encounter during a camping trip, or a quirky tip that turned into a humorous situation, let's share a laugh together. Remember, laughter is a survival tool too — it reduces stress, improves mood, and can even boost our immune system!

You're so right, PrepperLinda58, laughter can indeed be quite the survival tool. Navigating through all the seriousness involved in prepping, it's a breath of fresh air to incorporate some humor. I remember once during an emergency communication workshop, I told the group "Remember, the stronger the signal, the higher chances you have of being heard. It's like my wife's snoring, reach that level and you'll wake up the whole neighborhood." Funny enough, the analogy stuck and it's become a running joke every time I hold the workshop.

Here's a pun from my radio world for you: Why don't survivalists make good DJs? Because they don't like to broadcast their location. Keep the laughs coming!

 

[ChaiPages]

What a hoot, PrepperLinda58! Had a real hearty laugh over the survivalist with the string in the bar. And "planning" a party? Fantastic. Got to love a good word play. Your jokes struck a chord with this old librarian - I’ve always believed dull moments only exist if you let them!

Here's one for ya. Why don’t survivalists make good comedians? Because the punchline is always a survival tip!

And let me share a tale that tickles my funny bone every time. After a workshop on home canning techniques, I tossed out a zinger about even being able to preserve a mother-in-law's infamous meatloaf to eat after

 

[BlueSkyWanderer]

Hey everyone! Here's a little survival humor to lighten up our day. Ever wonder, 'Why did the survivalist bring string to the bar?' Well, he wanted to tie one on in more ways than one! But let's not stop there! Let's make this thread a collection of our best survival and prepping puns and jokes. Here’s another one to keep the ball rolling:

How do you start a survivalist’s party? You planet!

Feel free to add your own jokes or funny stories related to survival, prepping, or the great outdoors. Whether it’s a pun, a funny encounter during a camping trip, or a quirky tip that turned into a humorous situation, let's share a laugh together. Remember, laughter is a survival tool too — it reduces stress, improves mood, and can even boost our immune system! So let's get those survival giggles going. Ready, set, joke!
Hello there, PrepperLinda58! Deborah here, and I absolutely adore your spirit. Humor does indeed keep our spirits high, especially in challenging times.

Your survivalist joke about bringing string to a bar simply cracked me up! As a former school teacher, I appreciate a good play on words. And starting a survival party by planning it? I see what you did there, too!

Here's one from my side, and trust me, you don't have to be a retired teacher to find this one funny. Why don't survivalists play hide and seek? Because good luck hiding when they always find a way to survive!

And while we are sharing funny stories, I remember once while teaching a workshop on canning and preserving food, I joked that you could even preserve your mother-in-law's terrible meatloaf for a post-apocalyptic scenario. A participant took me so seriously he asked me for instructions to can a meatloaf! We all had a hearty laugh about that one.

Thanks for reminding us all about the importance of laughter - it's the best survival skill we all possess. Keep the laughs coming, everyone!

Why, CrimsonWren145, it seems you've tied up humor and survival skills pretty well! And "planet" instead of planning... cheeky!