Zombie Apocalypse: Best Survival Puns and Jokes Competition!

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Zombie Apocalypse: Best Survival Puns and Jokes Competition!

Got a break from tuning the ham radio and thought, why not have a bit of fun? So let's see what you've got - a Best Survival Puns and Jokes competition! Here's mine to kick off: Why don't zombies eat preppers? Because they can't stomach the canned food!

What are your best zombie apocalypse or survival themed jokes or puns? Keep it light-hearted and fun, no doom and gloom here. Let's see who's got the biggest grin under their bug out bag.