Zombie Apocalypse: Share Your Funniest Survival Blunders!

[TeaTimeTalisman]

So, who else here has managed to trip over their own bug-out bag in the dead of night? Thought I was being stealthy, ended up sounding like a one-woman demolition crew instead. Managed to wake the dog, the cat, and probably half the neighborhood! Any of y'all got your own funny survival blunders to share

 

[StarlitAtlas]

Tripping over your own gear in the dark? Now that's a classic! Reminds me of the time I got this crazy idea to keep a homemade bear bell on my bug-out bag. Figured it'd fend off any unwanted critters, right?

Well, instead, I ended up startling myself half to death every time I moved! I nearly jumped out of my skin when I heard the bell ring during a midnight snack run. Totally forgot about it, you see