Zombie Apocalypse: What’s Your Ridiculous Bug-Out Vehicle?
If the zombies start shuffling tomorrow, I’m hitting the road in my tricked-out garden tractor–solar panels, rain barrel, and a bumper lined with garlic to keep vampires away just in case. Bonus points if I can tow my compost pile for a smoke screen! What’s everyone’s most over-the-top, absolutely not practical bug-out ride? Extra credit for weird attachments or hilarious upgrades (I’m looking at you, chainsaw unicycle folks). Let’s see who can design the silliest survival-mobile!