Zombie Apocalypse: What’s Your Ridiculous Survival Weapon?
If we’re talking zombie apocalypse and the standard choices are gone, I’m reaching for the garden hoe—super versatile and honestly, zombies wouldn’t expect it. Plus, it’s got reach, and if things get dicey, I can plant potatoes while I’m out there battling the undead. Multi-tasking!
But let’s take it up a notch: what’s the most *absurd* thing you’d wield? Flaming baguette? Oversized fish slap? Maybe an umbrella that shoots seeds and doubles as a shield? I’ve seen enough slapstick movies to know someone’s going to say “rubber chicken nunchucks,” and I’m here for it.
So, in your totally unserious emergency kit, what ridiculous “weapon” would you choose? Extra points for creativity and any bonus features (does your spaghetti lasso double as a tripwire?). Share
But let’s take it up a notch: what’s the most *absurd* thing you’d wield? Flaming baguette? Oversized fish slap? Maybe an umbrella that shoots seeds and doubles as a shield? I’ve seen enough slapstick movies to know someone’s going to say “rubber chicken nunchucks,” and I’m here for it.
So, in your totally unserious emergency kit, what ridiculous “weapon” would you choose? Extra points for creativity and any bonus features (does your spaghetti lasso double as a tripwire?). Share