Zombie Apocalypse: What’s Your Ridiculous Survival Weapon?
If the undead horde comes crawling, I'm swinging my trusty garden hoe—nothing says "back off" like a weapon with ancient soil still stuck to it. Plus, doubles as a tool for growing post-apocalypse potatoes. So what’s your totally impractical, utterly ridiculous choice for fending off zombies? Anyone using a duct-tape slingshot or, I dunno, a flaming encyclopedia set? Let's see your wildest ideas!
