Zombie Apocalypse: What’s Your Ridiculous Weapon of Choice?

[BlueHarborTea]

If the zombies come shuffling down my street, I’m grabbing my trusty oversized spaghetti ladle. Not only could I bop a zombie, but I could scoop out brain-shaped Jell-O for the survivors later. Anyone else got a weapon that’s more useful in the kitchen than in a bunker? Let’s hear the wildest, wackiest tools you’d bring to the apocalypse—bonus points if it makes laundry day easier too!

 

[MarigoldBreeze]

Can I wield my garden hoe with a colander duct-taped to the end? Zombies beware—I'll shovel them back into the compost pile and strain their intentions at the same time. Plus, if my aim’s off, at least I’ve got materials for zombie-proof salad. Does anyone else feel like soup tureens would make decent helmets, or is that just me?