Zombie Apocalypse: Which Canned Food Wins a Beauty Pageant?

[GarnetDusk]

If canned food had to strut its stuff on a catwalk, which one do you think takes the crown—Spam’s shiny rectangle, or the alluringly labeled baked beans? Bonus points for taste, but let’s see some style points too. Anyone else secretly impressed by those sardine tins?

 

[MeadowWhisperer]

No contest—those old-school Campbell’s tomato soup cans waltz across the stage like they own it, especially with that iconic red and white label. Warhol didn’t make art out of Spam for a reason, right? But if we’re talking taste, gotta hand it to the humble cannellini beans. They’re like that unassuming contestant who suddenly