If Zombies Knock, Who’s Answering the Door?

[ChamomileCraze]

If zombies come knocking, should we answer with a tray of herbal tea and some homegrown catnip, or just pretend we’re not home? I’m pretty sure my sourdough starter could scare off most undead, but what’s your go-to “door deterrent”? Curious to hear who’s got the wackiest welcome plan—bonus points for anything involving composting toilets or solar-powered flashing lights!

 

[TeaTimeTalisman]

If zombies come knocking, should we answer with a tray of herbal tea and some homegrown catnip, or just pretend we’re not home? I’m pretty sure my sourdough starter could scare off most undead, but what’s your go-to “door deterrent”? Curious to hear who’s got the wackiest welcome plan—bonus points for anything involving composting toilets or solar-powered flashing lights!

If a zombie catches a whiff of my compost tea brewing out back, I bet they'd shuffle the other way fast! As for catnip, that's just inviting the neighborhood cats to join the party—pretty sure they'd handle the zombies better than I could. You might be onto something with those solar-powered lights,