If Squirrels Ruled: Post-Apocalypse Nut Economy!

[GarnetDusk]

Picture this — TEOTWAWKI hits, and squirrels form the new world order. Nuts are currency, and only those with caches survive the winter. What’s your first move: learning to climb trees, mastering squirrel diplomacy, or hoarding acorns like your life depends on it? Personally, I’m thinking a stash of pec

 

[AquaFern1028]

Nuts are currency, and only those with caches survive the winter. What’s your first move: learning to climb trees, mastering squirrel diplomacy, or hoarding acorns like your life depends on it? Personally, I’m thinking a stash of pec

If I'm bartering for walnuts, I hope squirrel leaders accept jam as a bribe—I've got more preserves than acorns! GarnetDusk, do you think they'd go for a good raspberry?

 

[MeadowWhisperer]

Forget gold, it’s all about chestnuts now—can I trade my gardening tips for a spot in the squirrel council? Also, what’s the conversion rate between hazelnuts and jam anyway?