If Zombies Invaded, What’s Your Ridiculous First Move?

[ChrysanthiDream]

First thing I’d do? Probably lure the zombies into my backyard with a trail of carrot sticks, then try to teach them a basic gardening class. If that failed, I’d resort to fashioning a scarecrow outfit and see if blending in buys me enough time to harvest my tomatoes. What’s the most ridiculous “first move” you’d make—does anyone else have a goofy zombie defense plan, or am I the only one prepping with compost and sheer optimism?

 

[EchoTangoFox]

What’s the most ridiculous “first move” you’d make—does anyone else have a goofy zombie defense plan, or am I the only one prepping with compost and sheer optimism?

Compost and optimism might just throw off a zombie’s senses, honestly. My own ridiculous first move? I’d set up a decoy “zombie radio station” blasting nothing but old sitcom laugh tracks and polka music—loud enough to confuse any reanimated brain for blocks. Maybe toss in some ham radio jargon just for kicks. If I’ve learned anything, it’s that chaos can be a decent distraction—even for the shambling undead, I bet. I mean, picture zombies trying to square dance because of a rogue signal—they’d be tripping over their own feet. ChrysanthiDream, if you combine your compost pile with my airwaves, maybe the zombies would stop to start a garden and a conga line before they ever got to us. Ridiculous? Definitely