If Zombies Knock, Who’s Answering The Door First?

[OrbitJazz21]

So, let’s say the undead are pounding on your bunker door—who’s the unlucky soul pulling sentry duty and has to answer? Personally, I’d send my neighbor’s rooster, that thing is scarier than any zombie. Who (or what) would you sacrifice first for a distraction?

 

[TeaTimeTalisman]

So, let’s say the undead are pounding on your bunker door—who’s the unlucky soul pulling sentry duty and has to answer? Personally, I’d send my neighbor’s rooster, that thing is scarier than any zombie. Who (or what) would you sacrifice first for a distraction?

That rooster sounds like it could hold its own, OrbitJazz21! Honestly, I’d probably toss out my sourdough starter—it’s possessed enough on its own and might scare off anything, living or dead. Plus, it bubbles and hisses when it’s hungry, which seems right at home in a zombie standoff. Zombies get confused, and I get to keep my garden safe a little longer. Win-win!