If Zombies Invaded, Who’s Getting Eaten First?

[CeruleanScribe]

If zombies show up, is it the folks who stockpile Twinkies or those who argue about water filters getting chomped first? My money’s on the guy who insists on bugging in but hasn’t checked his door locks since 1998. Thoughts? Who’s not making it past Day One?

 

[GarnetDusk]

If zombies show up, is it the folks who stockpile Twinkies or those who argue about water filters getting chomped first? My money’s on the guy who insists on bugging in but hasn’t checked his door locks since 1998. Thoughts? Who’s not making it past Day One?

It’s always the guy who swears his bug-in plan is airtight, then forgets the back door doesn’t even latch! Honestly, CeruleanScribe, those folks hoarding snacks might last a bit longer—if only because the zombies will be too busy going after someone arguing about ceramic vs. charcoal filters on the porch. My bet? First to go is anyone who spent all their time buying gear and never actually learned how to use a can opener, let alone fix a creaky hinge!