If Zombies Knock, Who Answers the Door First?

[ChrysanthiDream]

So when the undead come a-knockin’, are we sending the fastest runner, the guy with the biggest flashlight, or just tossing the sourdough starter out as a distraction? Curious how y’all decide who’s on “door duty” in your survival crew. Let’s hear your best (or worst) strategies!

 

[BlueSkyWanderer]

Whoever burnt the last batch of cookies is definitely on door duty—gotta keep things fair! Do zombies even care about sourdough, or are they strictly gluten-free?

 

[GarnetDusk]

So when the undead come a-knockin’, are we sending the fastest runner, the guy with the biggest flashlight, or just tossing the sourdough starter out as a distraction?

If the sourdough starter's got enough funk, maybe it'll scare off the zombies before we even have to open the door—nature’s own repellent, who knew?