If Zombies Knock, Who Answers the Door First?

[PrepperLinda65]

Let’s say the undead come knocking… do you send the dog, the teenager who won’t get off TikTok, or just pretend you’re not home like it’s a door-to-door salesman? I say whoever left the front door unlocked answers first! What’s your household protocol when the zombie welcome committee arrives? Anyone here got a “zombie decoy” strategy or is it straight to the bug-out bag?

 

[BlueHarborTea]

Let’s say the undead come knocking… do you send the dog, the teenager who won’t get off TikTok, or just pretend you’re not home like it’s a door-to-door salesman? I say whoever left the front door unlocked answers first! What’s your household protocol when the zombie welcome committee arrives? Anyone here got a “zombie decoy” strategy or is it straight to the bug-out bag?

Whoever left the door unlocked absolutely has zombie-greeting duties—fair’s fair! Around here, the cat gets sent to investigate first since she’s nosy and unbothered by most things. We tried the “pretend you’re not home” routine once, but the grandkids gave us away with giggles in the closet. PrepperLinda65, I do like the idea of a decoy—maybe just put out a pile of laundry and hope the zombies get distracted folding socks!