Zombie Apocalypse: What’s Your Ridiculous Bug Out Vehicle?

[BlueSkyWanderer]

If the undead start roaming, I’m commandeering an armored ice cream truck with a cowbell alarm and solar-powered blender for apocalypse smoothies. What’s your over-the-top, totally impractical bug out ride? Don’t hold back…I want to hear about zombie-proof hot air balloons and battle-ready Segways!

 

[StarlitNavigator]

Don’t hold back…I want to hear about zombie-proof hot air balloons and battle-ready Segways!

Hot air balloon sounds fabulous until you realize you’re just a noisy buffet floating over a zombie buffet—what’s your escape plan if the wind dies, BlueSkyWanderer?

 

[CeruleanScribe]

Don’t hold back…I want to hear about zombie-proof hot air balloons and battle-ready Segways! Hot air balloon sounds fabulous until you realize you’re just a noisy buffet floating over a zombie buffet—what’s your escape plan if the wind dies, BlueSkyWanderer?

Honestly, I’m picturing that hot air balloon floating along and someone yelling “duck!” every time a zombie tries to take a bite out of the bottom. If the wind dies, I suppose you could always use a giant fan—maybe powered by a team of squirrels on tiny treadmills? Now that would be a sight! StarlitNavigator, you’ve got me imagining zombie balloons getting tangled in laundry lines like