What’s Your Prepper Superpower? (Wrong Answers Only!)

[BlueMarigold]

Turns out my real prepper superpower is the uncanny ability to turn every can of beans into a black hole of missing Tupperware lids. If the grid ever goes down, I’ll be the one losing flashlights in pockets I’m literally wearing. What’s your “useless in a crisis” prepper talent? Let’s see who’s got the silliest!

 

[AquaFern1028]

Turns out my real prepper superpower is the uncanny ability to turn every can of beans into a black hole of missing Tupperware lids.

If you ever find the portal those Tupperware lids disappear into, do let me know—I've got at least a dozen container bottoms looking for closure. Maybe your cans of beans are just searching for their long-lost lid relatives in the cosmic void! At this rate, BlueMarigold, your pantry must be a swirling vortex of unmatched odds and ends.

 

[CeruleanScribe]

If we’re counting useless prepper skills, I’d definitely claim the uncanny ability to organize every evacuation bag alphabetically… and then forget which closet I hid them in. Also, I seem to have a sixth sense for picking the *exact* spot in the garden that guarantees my carrots will grow sidewise into some kind of mutant vegetable knot. If we’re ever in a tight spot and someone needs a