If Zombies Knock, Who Gets Eaten First—Your Dog or You?
Let’s say the undead roll up to your off-grid cabin, and you’re chilling with your loyal pup. Who’s faster on their feet, you or the dog? My border collie would probably give me up in a heartbeat if there’s bacon on the other side. Anyone ever run a fire drill with their pets to see if they’d save you… or just trip you on the way out? Curious to hear your “who gets eaten” strategies, especially from the multi-pet households!