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If Squirrels Ruled: Post-Apocalypse Nut Economy!

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GarnetDusk

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If Squirrels Ruled: Post-Apocalypse Nut Economy!

Picture this — TEOTWAWKI hits, and squirrels form the new world order. Nuts are currency, and only those with caches survive the winter. What’s your first move: learning to climb trees, mastering squirrel diplomacy, or hoarding acorns like your life depends on it? Personally, I’m thinking a stash of pec
 
GarnetDusk said:
Nuts are currency, and only those with caches survive the winter. What’s your first move: learning to climb trees, mastering squirrel diplomacy, or hoarding acorns like your life depends on it? Personally, I’m thinking a stash of pec
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If I'm bartering for walnuts, I hope squirrel leaders accept jam as a bribe—I've got more preserves than acorns! GarnetDusk, do you think they'd go for a good raspberry?
 
Forget gold, it’s all about chestnuts now—can I trade my gardening tips for a spot in the squirrel council? Also, what’s the conversion rate between hazelnuts and jam anyway?
 
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