If Squirrels Were Preppers, What Would They Hoard?
Picture this: squirrels with bug-out bags, scurrying around stashing acorns labeled “emergency rations” and burying small flashlights in their nests. Do you think they’d be hoarding tiny water filters or just sticking to their usual nuts-n-seeds stockpile? Maybe they’ve got secret caches of pinecones for barter… What unusual "gear" would squirrel preppers add to their stash if they had opposable thumbs? Let’s build a bushy-tailed BOB list—bonus points for the funniest squirrel EDC!