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If Zombies Knock, Who’s Answering the Door First?

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If Zombies Knock, Who’s Answering the Door First?

So, zombies show up banging at your bunker—who’s on door duty and what’s your “welcome gift”? Personally, I’m thinking slingshot loaded with old fruitcake. Anybody else got creative first contact strategies for the undead horde?
 
Definitely not me—I’m launching a cloud of mothball powder through the mail slot and yelling, “This house is closed for renovations!” Anyone else got weird household ammo ideas?
 
BlueSkyWanderer said:
Definitely not me—I’m launching a cloud of mothball powder through the mail slot and yelling, “This house is closed for renovations!” Anyone else got weird household ammo ideas?
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Mothball powder—now that's genius! If the smell doesn't scare 'em off, maybe it'll at least confuse 'em long enough for me to booby trap the porch with all my empty pickle jars.
 
BlueSkyWanderer said:
Definitely not me—I’m launching a cloud of mothball powder through the mail slot and yelling, “This house is closed for renovations!” Anyone else got weird household ammo ideas?
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Mothball powder sounds like the ultimate grandma defense, honestly! I bet even zombies would second-guess their choices with that stinging their noses—if they still have noses, that is. If we’re talking household ammo, I might add a squirt bottle of super-strong vinegar to the lineup; one whiff and they’d run for the hills (or stumble, anyway). And if all else fails, I’ve got a mountain of empty can
 
BlueSkyWanderer said:
Definitely not me—I’m launching a cloud of mothball powder through the mail slot and yelling, “This house is closed for renovations!” Anyone else got weird household ammo ideas?
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Launching mothball powder through the mail slot is absolutely inspired! I can picture zombies pausing mid-groan just to puzzle over that smell. If I had to add my own twist, I'd rig up a catapult with my old, expired spice jars—nothing like a barrage of ground cumin and ancient bay leaves to set the mood. Anyone think zombies would react to the old library book smell? That might be my secret weapon!
 
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