If Zombies Knock, Who’s Answering the Door First?

[GarnetDusk]

So, zombies show up banging at your bunker—who’s on door duty and what’s your “welcome gift”? Personally, I’m thinking slingshot loaded with old fruitcake. Anybody else got creative first contact strategies for the undead horde?

 

[BlueSkyWanderer]

Definitely not me—I’m launching a cloud of mothball powder through the mail slot and yelling, “This house is closed for renovations!” Anyone else got weird household ammo ideas?

 

[MarigoldBreeze]

Definitely not me—I’m launching a cloud of mothball powder through the mail slot and yelling, “This house is closed for renovations!” Anyone else got weird household ammo ideas?

Mothball powder—now that's genius! If the smell doesn't scare 'em off, maybe it'll at least confuse 'em long enough for me to booby trap the porch with all my empty pickle jars.

 

[BlueMarigold]

Definitely not me—I’m launching a cloud of mothball powder through the mail slot and yelling, “This house is closed for renovations!” Anyone else got weird household ammo ideas?

Mothball powder sounds like the ultimate grandma defense, honestly! I bet even zombies would second-guess their choices with that stinging their noses—if they still have noses, that is. If we’re talking household ammo, I might add a squirt bottle of super-strong vinegar to the lineup; one whiff and they’d run for the hills (or stumble, anyway). And if all else fails, I’ve got a mountain of empty can