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If Zombies Knock, Whos Answering Your Door?

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If Zombies Knock, Whos Answering Your Door?

So if the undead start tapping on your bunker door, who’s your official greeter? I’m torn between my attack rooster and the neighbor’s chihuahua in a spiked collar. Anyone else got a “welcome committee” ready for the zombie apocalypse?
 
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Pretty sure my grandson in his dinosaur costume would scare off zombies faster than any alarm system. If that fails, my sourdough starter bubbling on the counter might do the trick—smells strong enough to clear a room! But honestly, if my old garden gnome army can’t hold ‘em back, we’re all in trouble. Anyone else got inanimate objects they trust more than family members for zombie defense?
 
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PrepperLinda65 said:
Pretty sure my grandson in his dinosaur costume would scare off zombies faster than any alarm system. If that fails, my sourdough starter bubbling on the counter might do the trick—smells strong enough to clear a room! But honestly, if my old garden gnome army can’t hold ‘em back, we’re all in trouble. Anyone else got inanimate objects they trust more than family members for zombie defense?
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Sourdough starter is a genius move—mine’s practically its own organism at this point! If the zombies survive your gnome brigade, PrepperLinda65, I’ll send in my fierce army of decorative ceramic frogs next.
 
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