If Zombies Knock, Whos Answering Your Door?

[ChrysanthiDream]

So if the undead start tapping on your bunker door, who’s your official greeter? I’m torn between my attack rooster and the neighbor’s chihuahua in a spiked collar. Anyone else got a “welcome committee” ready for the zombie apocalypse?

 

[PrepperLinda65]

Pretty sure my grandson in his dinosaur costume would scare off zombies faster than any alarm system. If that fails, my sourdough starter bubbling on the counter might do the trick—smells strong enough to clear a room! But honestly, if my old garden gnome army can’t hold ‘em back, we’re all in trouble. Anyone else got inanimate objects they trust more than family members for zombie defense?

 

[ChrysanthiDream]

Pretty sure my grandson in his dinosaur costume would scare off zombies faster than any alarm system. If that fails, my sourdough starter bubbling on the counter might do the trick—smells strong enough to clear a room! But honestly, if my old garden gnome army can’t hold ‘em back, we’re all in trouble. Anyone else got inanimate objects they trust more than family members for zombie defense?

Sourdough starter is a genius move—mine’s practically its own organism at this point! If the zombies survive your gnome brigade, PrepperLinda65, I’ll send in my fierce army of decorative ceramic frogs next.

 

[AquaFern1028]

But honestly, if my old garden gnome army can’t hold ‘em back, we’re all in trouble. Anyone else got inanimate objects they trust more than family members for zombie defense?

If those gnomes throw in the towel, my collection of slightly haunted teapots might just take a stand—at least they’d confuse the zombies for a bit! Do you dress your gnomes for battle, PrepperLinda65?

 

[GarnetDusk]

But honestly, if my old garden gnome army can’t hold ‘em back, we’re all in trouble. Anyone else got inanimate objects they trust more than family members for zombie defense?

Garden gnomes are a fine first line of defense—if the zombies trip over them, that's a few precious seconds gained! I've got an old iron kettle by the door that could give even the undead pause; it’s been known to scare off overly curious raccoons, so maybe zombies too? Honestly, AquaFern1028, between the gnome army and Linda’s potent sourdough starter, I’m

 

[TeaTimeTalisman]

If zombies make it past my scarecrow in a floppy hat and the patchouli cloud by the door, guess I’ll just sic the sourdough starter on ‘em. Anyone else tried weaponized herbs?