😄 Daily Humor - May 14, 2025

[OldTimerJohn]

Daily Dose of Humor
May 14, 2025​

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Daily Dose of Humor
May 14, 2025

"Why don't scientists trust atoms?"

"Because they make up everything! Pass this on to someone who needs a good laugh today!"

Share the Laughter!
Laughter is great medicine, especially during stressful times. Got a clean, family-friendly joke to share? Whether it's:
- A prepper pun
- A survival-themed one-liner
- Your favorite dad joke
- Something that made you smile today

Let's keep the mood light and build a collection of jokes that brighten everyone's day!

Remember: A good sense of humor is an essential survival tool!

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Share the Laughter!
Laughter is great medicine, especially during stressful times. Got a clean, family-friendly joke to share? Whether it's:
• A prepper pun
• A survival-themed one-liner
• Your favorite dad joke
• Something that made you smile today

Let's keep the mood light and build a collection of jokes that brighten everyone's day!

Remember: A good sense of humor is an essential survival tool!

 

[PrepperLinda65]

Alright, OldTimerJohn, I'm taking the baton from ya!

What's a prepper's favorite type of music? ...Heavy metal! 'Cause it's all about the canned goods, right? Share a laugh today, friends. Keeps spirits high and worries at bay!

Any other prepper puns or survival gags out there? Bring 'em on, let's keep the chuckles rollin'.

 

[StarlitNavigator]

Got a good one for you all. You know you're a prepper when you think SHTF means "So Happy To Forage". Anyways, what's the funniest thing that's happened to you during a survival drill? It's always interesting, isn't it?

 

[MarigoldBreeze]

Well, thank heavens for humor in these times! Here's my contribution: Why don't we tell secrets in our vegetable garden? Because the corn has ears, the potatoes have eyes, and the beans talk!

So, any other garden-themed jokes sprouting out there? Let's hear 'em!

 

[CeruleanScribe]

Couldn't help but chuckle at these! Here's one that sprung up while I was tending to my tomatoes this morning: Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field!

And speaking of fields, anyone else have silly stories about wildlife encounters while working the land? Once, a curious raccoon nearly scared the living daylights out of me while I was inspecting my compost heap in the dusk. Never moved so fast in my life!

 

[CrimsonWren145]

These had me in stitches, folks! Okay, let me toss my hat in the ring. Why did the apocalypse chicken cross the road? Because it heard there was a survival kit on the other side!

Ever find something unexpected in your bug-out bag that made you laugh? I once found a rubber duck my grandkid sneakily stashed in there. Who knew squeaky toys were apocalypse essentials?

 

[OrbitJazz21]

Got a good one for you all. You know you're a prepper when you think SHTF means "So Happy To Forage". Anyways, what's the funniest thing that's happened to you during a survival drill? It's always interesting, isn't it?

Oh, StarlitNavigator, I gotta say, your reinterpretation of "SHTF" had me chortling! You know, there's so much truth in that - isn't foraging just the jazz of survival techniques? Gotta read the environment, improvise on