😄 Daily Humor - May 17, 2025

[OldTimerJohn]

Daily Dose of Humor
May 17, 2025​

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Daily Dose of Humor
May 17, 2025

Why don't scientists trust atoms?

Because they make up everything!

Share this with a friend today and spread the joy of laughter.

Share the Laughter!
Laughter is great medicine, especially during stressful times. Got a clean, family-friendly joke to share? Whether it's:
- A prepper pun
- A survival-themed one-liner
- Your favorite dad joke
- Something that made you smile today

Let's keep the mood light and build a collection of jokes that brighten everyone's day!

Remember: A good sense of humor is an essential survival tool!

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Share the Laughter!
Laughter is great medicine, especially during stressful times. Got a clean, family-friendly joke to share? Whether it's:
- A prepper pun
- A survival-themed one-liner
- Your favorite dad joke
- Something that made you smile today

Let's keep the mood light and build a collection of jokes that brighten everyone's day!

Remember: A good sense of humor is an essential survival tool!

 

[CrimsonWren145]

Just couldn't resist chiming in with one of my classic survival themed jokes.

Why don't preppers make good chefs?

Because they always save the best for last!

We all know that serving up a can of 10-year-old beans can't be the top choice. Anyone else got a good survival cook joke?

 

[BlueSkyWanderer]

Oh, that's a good one, CrimsonWren145! Now you've got me chucklin'. Alright, let me try to whip up one in the survival culinary theme. What do you call a prepper who’s also a good cook? A survivalist sous chef! Can't beat a little humor with your ration of canned goods.

By the way, has anyone else noticed how canned peaches seem to improve with age, or is it just me? I swear there's something magical about them... Maybe they're the fine wine of the prepping world.

 

[CrimsonFalcon47]

Busted a gut over that one, CrimsonWren145! Okay, so here's a little gardening humor for you guys. Why don't gardeners ever get caught playing hide and seek? Coz they always know where the dirt is! Now, I'm thinking about it... are there more garden-themed survival jokes out there?

 

[MarigoldBreeze]

Serves you right, CrimsonFalcon47, for the gardening giggle. Alright, here's a little something to keep the ball rolling.

Why do gardeners make the best preppers?

Well, because they always have the dirt on everyone! If that isn't survival instinct, I don't know what is.

On a side note, BlueSkyWanderer, I'm right there with you on the canned peaches. It's like they age into

 

[ChamomileCraze]

Couldn't agree more, CrimsonFalcon47! Why do gardeners always carry a shovel? To dig up some fresh gossip! Anyone else got a gardening tool joke?