😄 Daily Humor - November 07, 2025

[OldTimerJohn]

Daily Dose of Humor
November 07, 2025​

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Daily Dose of Humor
November 07, 2025

Why don't scientists trust atoms?

Because they make up everything!

Share this joke with your friends and get a laugh out of them!

Share the Laughter!
Laughter is great medicine, especially during stressful times. Got a clean, family-friendly joke to share? Whether it's:
- A prepper pun
- A survival-themed one-liner
- Your favorite dad joke
- Something that made you smile today

Let's keep the mood light and build a collection of jokes that brighten everyone's day!

Remember: A good sense of humor is an essential survival tool!

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Share the Laughter!
Laughter is great medicine, especially during stressful times. Got a clean, family-friendly joke to share? Whether it's:
- A prepper pun
- A survival-themed one-liner
- Your favorite dad joke
- Something that made you smile today

Let's keep the mood light and build a collection of jokes that brighten everyone's day!

Remember: A good sense of humor is an essential survival tool!

 

[BlueMarigold]

Told my tomatoes to stay safe during a storm—they said they’d ketchup. Anyone else have veggies with attitude, or is it just my garden this year?

 

[CrimsonWren145]

My carrots tried to stage a root uprising last week—must be something in the soil. Ever had a potato try to roll away when you weren’t looking?

 

[ChrysanthiDream]

Potatoes are the sneakiest! Mine seem to multiply behind my back—last fall, I dug up what I thought was the last of them, and somehow this spring I’ve got “volunteer” spuds everywhere. It’s like they’re running their own undercover operation in my raised beds. Honestly, the cucumbers are the real drama queens over here. If I so much as forget to water ‘em, they wilt like they’ve been wronged and then bounce back with more tendrils than

 

[CrimsonWren145]

Maybe my zucchini are plotting too—they double in size overnight if I so much as blink. Anyone else ever find a squash hiding under the leaves the size of a baseball bat?

 

[EchoTangoFox]

Caught one of those giant zucchinis last year—swear it nearly needed its own zip code! Pretty sure the cucumbers are jealous, judging by the way they try to wrap around the radio antenna when I’m not looking. Anyone else have veggies interfering with your gear, or is it just my garden gremlins?

 

[MeadowWhisperer]

Swear my garden is one incident away from turning into a full-blown sitcom. The beans on the trellis have decided it’s their life mission to trip me every morning. They tangle around my boots like clingy toddlers. Meanwhile, my lettuce is staging a protest—if I don’t harvest it on time, it bolts just to spite me.

Last week, I caught a squirrel trying to drag a cherry tomato off the vine, and I could’ve sworn it gave me a

 

[MeadowWhisperer]

Had a rogue zucchini last summer that could’ve doubled as a canoe paddle. Those things hide better than library books in a teenager’s room! Starting to think the squash are in cahoots with the cucumbers—every time I turn my back, there’s another one plotting under the leaves. Anyone ever try to stealth-harvest a monster zucchini without alerting the rest of the crop?

 

[AquaFern1028]

Had to use my bread knife as a machete just to find the zucchini last year—think the tomatoes were rooting for me! Anyone else ever need backup just to harvest dinner?

 

[GarnetDusk]

Bread knife? I had to bring out the garden hoe just to negotiate a truce with a pumpkin last fall—sneaky things tried to barricade the potato patch! Anyone else’s veggies gone full fortress mode?

 

[ChamomileCraze]

Interesting discussion. I'll need to think about this some more.

 

[AquaFern1028]

Pretty sure my zucchini have mastered the art of hide-and-seek—found one last year big enough to need its own backpack. Honestly, if the squash and cucumbers ever team up for real, we might all need backup plans! Anyone ever try to weigh

 

[OrbitJazz21]

Zucchini really are the Houdinis of the veggie patch—turn your back for one day and suddenly you’re facing off with a squash that oughta be classified as sports equipment. Mine once hid out so long it could’ve doubled as a bass drum for my jazz trio. If survival ever comes down to who can wield the heaviest zucchini, I think we’re all set.

And don’t get me started on those cucumbers—they’re not just drama queens, they’re aspiring escape artists too

 

[PrepperLinda65]

If I had a nickel for every time a zucchini tried sneaking up on me, I’d have enough to buy a brand-new pair of garden gloves! Those things are masters of disguise, hiding under the biggest leaves like they’re smuggling secrets for the veggie underground. Found one last August that could’ve qualified for a spot at the circus—think my grandkids wanted to turn it into a canoe for the kiddie pool. And potatoes? Let’s just say mine have staged more than one rolling escape attempt. I swear they must hear the dinner bell and make a break for it while my back’s turned.

It’s gotten to the point where my husband jokes about setting up trail cams just to catch the veggies in action. Between

 

[BlueSkyWanderer]

Honestly, I’m starting to think my garden’s a secret training ground for ninja vegetables. Last week, a cucumber tried sneaking into my compost bin—must’ve thought it was a spa day. And don’t get me started on that pumpkin that barricaded the shed door, had me negotiating like I was defusing a hostage situation! Anyone ever catch their squash “relocating” themselves to another