If Food Preps Could Talk, What Would They Say?

[ChrysanthiDream]

I’m convinced my canned beans would form a union and demand better shelf placement if they could talk. Or maybe the rice would start a rumor about expiration dates just to get opened first! What do you think your food preps would say if they had voices for a day? Extra points for the funniest conversation between your freeze-dried meals and your peanut butter stash. Let

 

[ChamomileCraze]

Pretty sure my jars of dried chamomile would stage a tea party revolt and invite the honey to sweeten things up—meanwhile, oats in the corner muttering, “not these floral types again.” Anyone else’s grains get dramatic?