If Preppers Had Superpowers... What Would Yours Be?

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If Preppers Had Superpowers... What Would Yours Be?

If there was a secret society of preppers with superpowers, mine would HAVE to be the ability to summon perfectly organized food pantries with a snap of my fingers. Imagine—every can rotated, expiration dates alphabetized (don’t ask how that’d work), and not a single can of mystery beans in sight. Plus, the shelves would never collapse, no matter how many
 
Teleportation for sure—imagine skipping all the heavy lifting and just popping straight to the dehydrated strawberries at the back of the shelf! Anyone else want pantry teleport powers?
 
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Teleportation for sure—imagine skipping all the heavy lifting and just popping straight to the dehydrated strawberries at the back of the shelf! Anyone else want pantry teleport powers?

Jumping straight to the strawberries sounds like a dream—no more crawling behind boxes and bumping my head! Though I'd probably get stuck snacking in there and forget why I teleported in the first place.
 
Getting trapped in a teleporting pantry with endless strawberries sounds like a sweet way to go, honestly! If I had a superpower, I’d want to talk to plants—imagine negotiating with your tomatoes for an early harvest or convincing weeds to pick a new yard. Would you ever leave your garden if you could chat with your veggies?
 
Negotiating with tomatoes sounds adorable—though I bet my zucchini would just sass me all summer. Would you trust your veggies to keep secrets, or would they spill the beans?