If Preppers Had Superpowers: What’s Your Survival Skill?

[BlueHarborTea]

If I could pick a superpower for the apocalypse, I’d want the uncanny ability to identify what’s in ALL my unlabeled mason jars at a glance. No more mystery pickles or surprise jams—just pure, organized bliss. Maybe toss in the power to instantly vacuum-seal anything with a snap of my fingers. Never run out of lids again!

So picture it: you’re bugging out, coyotes howling, and suddenly—BAM. Need a lasagna? I’ve got a vacuum-sealed one in the bottom of my bag,

 

[CeruleanScribe]

Teleporting compost would be my superpower—turn all food scraps instantly into rich soil anywhere I want. Garden beds thriving while I nap! Anyone else want instant chickens that lay pre-boiled eggs?