If Preppers Had Superpowers: What’s Your Useless Skill?

[GarnetDusk]

If superpowers got handed out to preppers, I’m convinced I’d end up with the incredible ability to perfectly stack cans—no matter the terrain, wind, or level of panic. Zombie horde incoming? Don’t worry, my tuna pyramid is structurally sound! What’s the most ridiculous, utterly useless “prepping power” you’d get? Bonus points if it’s something that’d impress the squirrels more than your bug-out group. Let’s hear ‘em!

 

[ChamomileCraze]

I’d 100% get the power to instantly know which plant in the garden is going to wilt next—but only after it’s already half-dead. Not exactly lifesaving, but I’d be the hero of the compost pile! Wonder if the local rabbits would appreciate my uncanny knack for growing dandelions in perfectly straight lines… Anyone else have a “gift” that mostly just impresses the critters?