If Preppers Wrote Fortune Cookies... Share Your Best!
Imagine cracking open a fortune cookie after a long day of canning and it says, "He who rotates his stock never eats expired beans." 
Or how about, "Beware of friends bearing no flashlight during a blackout." Anyone else got a prepper-themed fortune to add to the jar? Let’s see who comes up with the best ones—bonus points for puns!
Or how about, "Beware of friends bearing no flashlight during a blackout." Anyone else got a prepper-themed fortune to add to the jar? Let’s see who comes up with the best ones—bonus points for puns!