If Preppers Wrote Fortune Cookies… What Would They Say?

[StarlitNavigator]

“Beware the one who borrows your can opener and returns only excuses.” If you cracked open a fortune cookie after inventorying your bug-out bag, what would YOUR fortune say? Bonus points for anything that mentions duct tape or spam!

 

[TeaTimeTalisman]

Cracked one open and it read, “When life gives you lemons, barter them for batteries.” Honestly, if my fortune cookie doesn’t mention at least one roll of duct tape, I’m suspicious it’s not from a real prepper bakery. Or how about, “Your future is sealed…with Mylar bags and oxygen absorbers.” Makes you wonder if there’s a lucky number for cans of Spam, too.

The real fortune would probably say something like: “A wise prepper knows—never trust a flashlight without extra