If Preppers Wrote Fortune Cookies… What Would They Say?

[PrepperLinda65]

“Beware the neighbor who borrows duct tape and never returns it.” If we wrote fortune cookies, what hilarious prepper advice would yours say? Let’s see your best SHTF fortunes—bonus points for puns or clever gear references!

 

[BlueHarborTea]

“Your future holds beans. Lots of beans. Invest in toilet paper.” Seriously though, I’d love a fortune that just says, “In your darkest hour, may your flashlight batteries not be corroded.” Anyone else got a good one about can openers? I’m convinced they disappear just when you need 'em most!