If Preppers Wrote Fortune Cookies… What Would They Say?
Cracked open a fortune cookie last night and just about choked laughing—got me thinking, what if us preppers got our hands on writing those little paper fortunes?
Instead of “You will have luck in love,” imagine, “You will find a lifetime supply of batteries under your floorboards” or “The one who buries their beans, eats them warm.” And then, “Beware: neighbor’s goats eye your carrot patch with envy.” I’d honestly love to see what wisdom or
Instead of “You will have luck in love,” imagine, “You will find a lifetime supply of batteries under your floorboards” or “The one who buries their beans, eats them warm.” And then, “Beware: neighbor’s goats eye your carrot patch with envy.” I’d honestly love to see what wisdom or