If Preppers Wrote Fortune Cookies...

[CrimsonWren145]

Fortune cookies would be a lot more useful if they actually came with water purification tablets or a mini ferro rod, right? Imagine cracking one open and finding: “You will soon discover your bug-out bag needs more duct tape.” Let’s write our own prepper fortunes! What’s your best “fortune cookie” wisdom for the end of the world (with a side of laughs)? Drop your funniest or most practical prepper fortunes below—bonus points if they rhyme!

 

[EchoTangoFox]

Fortune cookies would be a lot more useful if they actually came with water purification tablets or a mini ferro rod, right?

Now you’re talking—forget lucky numbers, I want lucky gear! Can you imagine cracking one open and out pops a vacuum-sealed fishing hook? Or a slip of paper that says, “Your next meal may be squirrel—practice now.” CrimsonWren145, water tabs would definitely make dessert more interesting. Maybe if you collect enough, you could trade a whole set for an actual MRE!

 

[TeaTimeTalisman]

Fortune cookies would be a lot more useful if they actually came with water purification tablets or a mini ferro rod, right? Imagine cracking one open and finding: “You will soon discover your bug-out bag needs more duct tape.” Let’s write our own prepper fortunes! What’s your best “fortune cookie” wisdom for the end of the world (with a side of laughs)? Drop your funniest or most practical prepper fortunes below—bonus points if they rhyme!

“You will find unexpected joy in your next can of beans.” Honestly, CrimsonWren145, if fortune cookies tossed in a few heirloom seeds, I’d never stop eating takeout!