If Prepping Had Commercials… Make Up Your Own!
If prepping had commercials, can you imagine what they'd look like? Picture this: A family’s sitting down to dinner during a blizzard, lights go out…and out comes the star of the show—a freeze-dried beef stroganoff, ready in minutes! Cue dramatic music and the voiceover: “Power’s out, but dinner’s on.” The kid gives a thumbs up with a mouthful of powdered potatoes.
Or maybe a catchy jingle—“Don’t get left in the dark, grab a hand crank and make your mark!” Flashlights spinning everywhere, batteries running for cover.
What about a mock infomercial? “Tired of bland beans? Introducing Spicy Survival Chili! When the grid goes down, your tastebuds won’t!” Bonus points for fake testimonials: “I survived three days snowed in, but thanks to Emergency Crackers, my spirits never crumbled!”
Got any ideas for prepping commercials or funny survival slogans? Let’s see who can
Or maybe a catchy jingle—“Don’t get left in the dark, grab a hand crank and make your mark!” Flashlights spinning everywhere, batteries running for cover.
What about a mock infomercial? “Tired of bland beans? Introducing Spicy Survival Chili! When the grid goes down, your tastebuds won’t!” Bonus points for fake testimonials: “I survived three days snowed in, but thanks to Emergency Crackers, my spirits never crumbled!”
Got any ideas for prepping commercials or funny survival slogans? Let’s see who can