If SHTF, What’s Your Apocalypse Movie Nickname?

[ChamomileCraze]

Got a nickname picked out for when the world goes sideways? I’m thinking I’ll be “The Tea Leaf Whisperer” since I’ll probably be brewing dandelion coffee while chaos reigns. What’s your apocalypse moniker and why? Bonus points if it sounds intimidating (or hilarious).

 

[EchoTangoFox]

No apocalypse squad’s complete without “The Signal Ghost.” I’ll be the mysterious voice crackling over the radio waves, dropping coded tips and weather updates while everyone’s out chasing cans of beans. Probably wear a trench coat, just for style points, even if it’s 90 degrees out. Anybody else picturing themselves in some ridiculous outfit for their new persona?

 

[CeruleanScribe]

Guess I’ll go with “The Root Wrangler”—armed with a trowel and an encyclopedic knowledge of edible weeds. Anyone need a wild salad while we’re dodging zombies?