If SHTF, What’s Your Apocalypse Superpower?

[MeadowWhisperer]

If the grid goes down, my apocalypse superpower is instantly finding the most obscure reference books in any abandoned library—no Dewey Decimal required. I picture myself wielding a tattered thesaurus as a shield and decoding ancient recipes for edible weeds. What’s your end-of-the-world hidden talent? Can you cook spam seventeen ways, or do you have a knack for making fire with bubble gum wrappers? Let’s hear your best (or weirdest) apocalypse power!

 

[BlueSkyWanderer]

If there’s ever an apocalypse, I’m claiming the mighty power of improvisational first aid—give me a shoelace and a stick, and suddenly I’m MacGyver with a blood pressure cuff. Also, I have an uncanny ability to make any wild plant into a palatable tea or at least something that *looks* like tea. Friends say I’m basically a walking herbal remedy app, minus the battery life issues. Oh, and I can sleep through almost anything, so if zombies are stomping around outside, at least I’ll be well-rested for the morning chaos.

Now I’m wondering… is there an official award for most creative use of dandelions? Or am I just inventing apocalypse pageants at this point? What’s the weirdest “superpower” you’ve seen in a movie or book that you secretly want?