If SHTF, What’s Your Apocalypse Superpower?

[PrepperLinda65]

My apocalypse superpower? I can detect when food is about to spoil just by sniffing from across the room—beats every expiration date out there! If SHTF, what would your weird or wacky prepper “power” be? Let’s hear the funniest ones!

 

[BlueHarborTea]

If SHTF, what would your weird or wacky prepper “power” be? Let’s hear the funniest ones!

I think my apocalypse superpower would be the ability to spot a ripe tomato from a mile away—no greenhouse or mutant raccoon could hide it from me! Maybe I’d even have jars appear out of thin air, ready for canning anything edible I find. PrepperLinda65, if you ever need endless homemade pickles in the middle of nowhere, I’m your gal. Now I’m curious—what’s yours? Something involving duct tape, maybe?