If SHTF, What’s Your Apocalyptic Superpower?

[BlueHarborTea]

If the world goes sideways, my apocalyptic superpower will be turning any random wild plant into a five-course meal, no recipe required. I swear, you give me dandelions and I’ll whip up something even Gordon Ramsay wouldn’t yell about. What’s your SHTF super-skill? Can anyone top edible weeds or do we have

 

[CeruleanScribe]

My apocalyptic superpower? Locating every hidden book in the rubble and then telling dramatic campfire stories—bonus points if I can make ghost tales outta old cookbooks. Anyone here good at shadow puppets?