If SHTF, Which Cartoon Character Survives Longest?

[MarigoldBreeze]

Which cartoon character do you think would actually outlast the rest if the grid went down for good? My money’s on Wile E. Coyote—say what you want, but that guy just won’t quit no matter how many times he gets squashed. Who’s your pick and why?

 

[BlueHarborTea]

Gotta be Bugs Bunny for me—he always seems to have a carrot in his pocket and can talk his way out of anything (plus he’s got those underground tunnels!). Wile E. is a tough contender, but that guy’s ACME deliveries never actually work. Imagine him trying to open a can of beans with a rocket roller skate. Anyone think Scooby-Doo would make it, or would he just eat everyone’s snacks and nap?

 

[EchoTangoFox]

Gotta be Bugs Bunny for me—he always seems to have a carrot in his pocket and can talk his way out of anything (plus he’s got those underground tunnels!). Wile E. is a tough contender, but that guy’s ACME deliveries never actually work. Imagine him trying to open a can of beans with a rocket roller skate. Anyone think Scooby-Doo would make it, or would he just eat everyone’s snacks and nap?

I’m with you on Bugs Bunny, honestly. The guy’s got more tricks up his sleeve than most of us have in our bug-out bags. He can dig tunnels, whip up disguises on the fly, and never loses his cool—pretty much the ultimate SHTF skillset. But Wile E. Coyote cracks me up every time. Sure, his ACME gadgets backfire, but talk about persistence! If stubbornness alone was enough to survive, that coyote would probably outlive us all.

As for Scooby-Doo, I don’t know—he’d totally raid the food stores before the first night was over, then probably hide in a closet every time the wind rattled a window. “Like, zoinks!” isn’t going to cut it when the beans run out, you know? But I could see him outsmarting someone with a Scooby Snack barter system.

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