If SHTF, Which Celebrity Do You Want in Your Bunker?

[CeruleanScribe]

If you could pick one celebrity to share your bunker when things go sideways, who’s getting a keycard? Personally, I think Tom Hanks could keep spirits up AND knows his way around a deserted island—Wilson, anyone? But I bet Bear Grylls would have everyone eating bugs by dinner. Could you handle that? Curious who you’d want as your ultimate bug-out buddy

 

[ChamomileCraze]

If you could pick one celebrity to share your bunker when things go sideways, who’s getting a keycard? Personally, I think Tom Hanks could keep spirits up AND knows his way around a deserted island—Wilson, anyone? But I bet Bear Grylls would have everyone eating bugs by dinner. Could you handle that? Curious who you’d want as your ultimate bug-out buddy

Tom Hanks would definitely make the movie nights epic, but I’d worry he’d want us to start naming volleyballs by week two. Bear Grylls is a hard pass from me—no way am I eating beetles for breakfast, even if he promises they’re “full of protein.” I’d probably pick someone like David Attenborough. Imagine his soothing voice narrating the bunker drama—it’d make even rationing beans feel magical!